From: Kid Rockstar
Top 10 Ways To Certain Failure When Sports BettingHey there, Rockstar here... For all you sports betting losers out there, I thought I would give out YOUR advice, for how to become a real failure when betting sports.
10 - Use superstition to dictate your betting strategies. If superstition doesn't cure your problem with solvency, maybe you should try betting sports based on the Chinese Zodiac instead. If you're still having trouble losing after turning to tarot to dictate your betting strategies, you may want to implement the other nine strategies mentioned below.
9 - Use your bets to determine your self worth. If you win, clearly you are a rock star, just like me. But if you lose, well, only wimps quit after a losing streak, right? Keep playing, win it all back with one bet, maybe your luck will turn around...
8 - Use your bets to impress people. The bigger the bet, the better, right? After all, the more risk you put forth, the better off you will be, correct? The only impressing thing about this, is the size of an idiot you are!
7 - Forget research. Don't spend any money on books from experts and don't bother trying to learn more about sports betting. All you need is a strategy with a 70 percent return on investment and you'll be generating riches in no time at all.
6 - Pay for advice that you know is crap. Anyone who claims that they win 70 percent or more of their picks on point spreads could win you thousands, right? If these guys are making so much money, why are they spending more time selling their secrets than using them to make their own millions?
5 - Don't pay attention when you gamble. Drink, flirt, goof off. Breaking this rule alone could be why you've been winning to begin with. It is especially fruitful to gamble when you are tired, so stay out late the night before.
4 - Lay as many bets as you can on futures and parlay cards. This is how the big men bet, forget about those sissy bets! Be sure to use that pea-sized brain of yours. Take risks!
3 - Always bet based on your hunches. When sports betting online, place bets based on gut feelings, because this is a really nice short cut to Loserville. If you think you have a sure thing, double up on your bet! You will arrive in Broketown in record time!
2 - Frequently change the size of your bets. Regard the size of your bet like a pry bar, pushing winning streaks and getting even after losing streaks. Change the size of your bets frequently, especially if you have not pre planned your bets ahead of time. After a losing day, you may even consider doubling up. Doubling up may even help you lose if you double up in the middle of a winning streak - After all, a winning streak is guaranteed to last, right?
1 - Always bet more than you can afford to lose. When betting online this is one of the quickest and easiest ways to rid yourself of unwanted assets. Gamble using your rent money, your grocery money, and your alimony payment. Risk more than you can afford to part with.
So now that we have provided a little humor, let's get down to the real story, and learn how to WIN when sports betting online. That's easy, 1) make sure you don't follow any of the aforementioned TOP TEN advice (actually do the opposite), and 2) check out the rest of the resources that are available at this site, and get the real "HOW TO" information.
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